BOB:

SMITTY:

RANSVESTIA

You thought that neat little chick was me? after I wrote that letter in my cups? Man, Smitty, you must think I can be a smasher of a girl when I put my mind to it. You got more faith in me than I have!

Uh... yeh. (looking sheepishly, knowingly at impishly grinning Jane) I knew my ol' buddy Bob would be per- fect at anything he tried. (Pause—then in a flat, dull voice) Ladies and gentlemen, will you excuse me now? I just remembered an appointment to shoot some acid, trip out on methedrene and then get passing-out drunk.

(He starts to exit, as though escaping from hungry lions, as...)

TEE-VEE TIPS

CURTAIN COMES DOWN (fast!)

June Daye MA-4-B

If your skin tends to be too dry anyway and the makeup removers you've been using seem to dry your skin even more, don't despair! Get a small bottle of Johnson's Baby Oil at your friendly neighborhood drug store and try that as a makeup remover. It will fight the dry skin problem as it very effectively takes off powder, foundation, rouge, eye shadow and even some lipsticks if they're not too indelible. Try it; you'll like it!

When traveling alone on a bus or trolley, try to sit near a ser- viceman in uniform, a fireman of a policeman when you get on the car. Seldom if ever do hoodlums molest anyone sitting near a man in un- iform. Avoid sitting in the back of the bus or car. Troublemakers fre- quently gather in the most remote spot from the bus driver or motor- man. Sit up front for maximum safety. Always pick the most crowded car you can find that still has room.

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